Team Roster
Ken
Captain
If there was anything good to say about our captain, it would be here.
Art
Damn Lefty!
He’s got that lefty spin that messes with all us righties.
Ritchie
Co-Vino Director
It may look like it’s all fun and games, but it takes a lot of sitting and wine tasting to find the perfect combinations for the team.
David S
Co-Vino Director
In fact, it takes two sitters and tasters to adequately choose the right wines for each occasion.
Jon
Fool
Mellow and easy going, but consistently good on the tennis court. Don’t get into a lobbing rally with this guy - you'll lose.
Sean
3-Drink Minimum
After going on hiatus for a little over 5 years, Sean is back with the team and playing as good as ever, but that’s not saying much.
Travis
WTF - Where’s The Fish
Whether it’s out on the water, or on a tennis court, he’ll hook you.
Ken M
Kenny Mac!
I’m not saying he would purposely hit an opponent, but I certainly can’t say he hasn’t!
Bixler
Bixmix
Too young to play in the grown up leagues, Bixler forces us to play in the 18+ USTA division. Thanks, man!
Joe
Most Sophisticated
With a tast for wine and food, he perfectly embodies the essence of the Staggering Slammers.
Tommy
Singles Guru
And we thought Jon was the only fool on the team.